@2 years ago with 123 notes
#chris keller #christopher meloni
TOP TEN OZ CHARACTERS | INMATES | 04. CHRISTOPHER KELLER
You saw my ex, Bonnie? When I met her, she was all alone, very unhappy. So I knew it would be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn’t know was that after I broke her heart, would she still love me? See, I’m a piece of shit. I am worthless. As bad as they come. And to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad… You happy now? You got me to open up, spill my guts all over your table. Breakthrough.
@2 years ago with 17 notes
#Chris Keller #Ryan O'Reily #dean winters #christopher meloni
Keller: You know what we got here, O’Reily? A fandango. And we gotta do something about it.
O’Reily: Hey, I don’t like being in the minority, but what can we do? Even these fucking Muslims are kowtowing to Adebisi.
Keller: Well, we could detonate a few well-placed depth charges.
O’Reily: Whatever you need, K-boy. *fist bump*