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somelly:

“You ain’t doin’ nothin’, you got that?”
“What? Whoa, hold on a second. You’re giving me orders now? Do I look like a prag to you? Do I look like Beecher?”
“Fuck you.”
“Hey. I don’t suck cock, Keller. Yours, or anybody else’s. If you and me weren’t tied together by these murders, I wouldn’t let you lick my ass.”
“Oh.” [spits on pod door] “You can lick that.”

- Oz, deleted scene; season 4

(Source: randomwindstorm)

rinoatimber:

Top5 Crazy!Beecher moments (in gifs) - 04. Shit, maybe it was me.

Beecher: Never considered that, huh? That it could’ve been me, standing in the dark in that storage room, watching you stack copying paper. And then: boom. Boom, baby!
Keller: Toby, was it you?
Beecher: No. But for a second, you believed it could have been. It could have been good ol’ Toby.
Keller: You didn’t kill Metzger.
Beecher: Nah. How could a little pussy bitch like me hurt anyone?
Keller: Beecher, if you weren’t in the storage room, how did you know I was shelving copy paper?
Beecher: Hmm… I dunno. Shit, maybe it was me.

rinoatimber:

Whatever you need, K-boy.

nevertravelled:

TOP TEN OZ CHARACTERS | INMATES | 04. CHRISTOPHER KELLER

You saw my ex, Bonnie? When I met her, she was all alone, very unhappy. So I knew it would be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn’t know was that after I broke her heart, would she still love me? See, I’m a piece of shit. I am worthless. As bad as they come. And to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad… You happy now? You got me to open up, spill my guts all over your table. Breakthrough.

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ozobsessed:

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Keller: You know what we got here, O’Reily? A fandango. And we gotta do something about it.
O’Reily: Hey, I don’t like being in the minority, but what can we do? Even these fucking Muslims are kowtowing to Adebisi.
Keller: Well, we could detonate a few well-placed depth charges.
O’Reily: Whatever you need, K-boy. *fist bump*

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Chris Keller, invading your personal space since 1998