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Top5 Crazy!Beecher moments (in gifs) - 05. A three-way with Cyril and Andy
Beecher: [about Schillinger’s son, Andy] I haven’t fucked him yet. But because I was there for him. You know. Holding him, comforting him. I think he’s getting a little bit of a crush on me. And I have been tempted to, you know, deep-tongue him a couple of times. But I knew it’d make you mad so I haven’t. Even though, he wants me to stick my dick up his ass. And I’m afraid one of these nights, he and I alone, in our pod, well. I may not be able to control myself.
Schillinger: You’ll be dead before you get the chance!
Beecher: [as Schillinger walks away] Well, you better hurry. Because Keller’s getting horny. And I heard O’Reily’s been talking about a three-way with Cyril and Andy.
CRAZY BEECHER FEST COMING UP!
Day 09 - Best scene ever
Oz S05E06,Variety
This is the last duet
Last chance you’re gonna get
No more ha harmony
For you and me
Muslims vs. Aryans
Top5 Crazy!Beecher moments (in gifs) - 02. The Aryans get their asses kicked!
Beecher: Well, Vern, baby. Oh, I knew that was gonna leave a fucking mark. Whatcha reading, Mein Kampf? Let me tell you how it is. The Aryans get their ass kicked. I’ve been doing some reading myself. Your psychiatric profile. According to Sister Peter Marie, you have demonstrated a genuine personality adjustment. Bullshit. You’re faking it so you can make parole. I’m gonna see to it that you never leave Oz. You hear me, sweetpea? Never. Ever.
Cloutier: I want to ask you another question, Vern. I’d like you to answer me honestly.Are you happy?
Schillinger: Sure.
Cloutier: Honestly? All your life, you’ve thought that your way was the right way, the best way, the only way. And yet, as a result, your wife is dead, one son dead, the other missing, and you are stuck in this miserable hellhole. How could any man be happy? Let the joy of Jesus Christ fill your heart. Let him who suffered take away your suffering. Open up to the Lord.
Schillinger: Get your fucking hand off me.
Oz,S01E08 | A Game of Checkers
This is without a doubt my favorite moment from Oz.I love everyone’s reactions as well.