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Top5 Crazy!Beecher moments (in gifs) - 02. The Aryans get their asses kicked!
Beecher: Well, Vern, baby. Oh, I knew that was gonna leave a fucking mark. Whatcha reading, Mein Kampf? Let me tell you how it is. The Aryans get their ass kicked. I’ve been doing some reading myself. Your psychiatric profile. According to Sister Peter Marie, you have demonstrated a genuine personality adjustment. Bullshit. You’re faking it so you can make parole. I’m gonna see to it that you never leave Oz. You hear me, sweetpea? Never. Ever.
Top5 Crazy!Beecher moments (in gifs) - 04. Shit, maybe it was me.
Beecher: Never considered that, huh? That it could’ve been me, standing in the dark in that storage room, watching you stack copying paper. And then: boom. Boom, baby!
Keller: Toby, was it you?
Beecher: No. But for a second, you believed it could have been. It could have been good ol’ Toby.
Keller: You didn’t kill Metzger.
Beecher: Nah. How could a little pussy bitch like me hurt anyone?
Keller: Beecher, if you weren’t in the storage room, how did you know I was shelving copy paper?
Beecher: Hmm… I dunno. Shit, maybe it was me.
“We don’t always see eye-to- eye, but he’s somebody who believes in Beecher. He’s someone, when it’s all going crazy, is an anchor to Beecher, and Beecher needs all the help he can get.”
Lee Tergesen on Beecher and Said’s relationship (source)
Tobias Beecher
(via clemlin)
Top5 Crazy!Beecher moments (in gifs) - 03. Wolverine!Beecher kills Metzger
HOW FUCKING COOL WAS THAT?
Top5 Crazy!Beecher moments (in gifs) - 05. A three-way with Cyril and Andy
Beecher: [about Schillinger’s son, Andy] I haven’t fucked him yet. But because I was there for him. You know. Holding him, comforting him. I think he’s getting a little bit of a crush on me. And I have been tempted to, you know, deep-tongue him a couple of times. But I knew it’d make you mad so I haven’t. Even though, he wants me to stick my dick up his ass. And I’m afraid one of these nights, he and I alone, in our pod, well. I may not be able to control myself.
Schillinger: You’ll be dead before you get the chance!
Beecher: [as Schillinger walks away] Well, you better hurry. Because Keller’s getting horny. And I heard O’Reily’s been talking about a three-way with Cyril and Andy.
CRAZY BEECHER FEST COMING UP!
Judge Lima: Mr. Beecher, I appreciate your taking the time to see me.
Beecher: Well, y’know. It’s a nice break from getting fucked up the ass.
from Oz, s02e04 “Losing Your Appeal”
Tobias Beecher
(via clemlin)