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somelly:

“I think I have a stomachache.”

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somelly:

Miguel: You know, hitchhiking, whenever they would pick me up, they’d always ask me my name and what I do for a living. Of course, I couldn’t tell them I was like this escaped convict, so I’d always make shit up. It became like a game, you know? Oil rigger. Cattle rancher. I had this one dumb fuck convinced I wrote La Vida Loca, man. They believed me. They wanted to believe. I wanted to believe, you know? You know, I could be somebody else, just anybody other than Miguel Alvarez.
Ryan: Well, bro, bad news. You’re stuck with who you are.

-Oz, deleted scene; season 4. Harsh truths with Ryan O’Reily.

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Gloria: You killed him, didn’t you? Keenan.
Ryan: Yes.
Gloria: You admit to murdering him, even though you know I could tell the warden that you confessed and you’d probably end up on Death Row?
Ryan: Keenan raped you. He didn’t deserve to breathe. If I have to die because of that, okay. Kill me.
Gloria: Go to bed.
Ryan: I love you.

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somelly:

“Daddy said it’s not good for big boys to cry.”
“Yeah, well, you know what, dad was wrong. And I was wrong. We were all so fucking wrong, Cyril, man. I’m so sorry.”

- Oz, A Day in the Death; season 6, episode 6

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somelly:

“You ain’t doin’ nothin’, you got that?”
“What? Whoa, hold on a second. You’re giving me orders now? Do I look like a prag to you? Do I look like Beecher?”
“Fuck you.”
“Hey. I don’t suck cock, Keller. Yours, or anybody else’s. If you and me weren’t tied together by these murders, I wouldn’t let you lick my ass.”
“Oh.” [spits on pod door] “You can lick that.”

- Oz, deleted scene; season 4

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ozobsessed:

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tsalmavet:

So do you guys find this scene embarrassing or adorable? Maybe both?

If i remember it right, I had to pause the episode because I couldn’t stop laughing.